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Story for the Day: The Cream Tea

There is a great debate that rages on in Marridon over the creation of a cream tea: those in the south where the capital is situated do it one way, and those in the north in the country do it another. Each boasts that its own recipe is best, but Bartleby has the final word on whether scones or round cakes wins:

Story for the Day: The Morning Business

A morning micturition was never so strangely interrupted:

Story for the Day: Taking an Ear

Though Danaco threatens his crew with taking a toe or a finger for poor conduct, he hardly ever acts on his promises; he does not need to, really: the threat of being slashed by the captain's sword is far worse than what any physical punishment can offer.